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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.

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killorbekillian

Ryan: Did you ever try and summon Bloody Mary when you were a child?

Shane: No, it’s just bullshit.

Ryan: Not even as a child?

Shane: No, I was like, “That’s bullshit.”

Ryan: Did you ever have any kind of fun?

Shane: Yeah, I had a lot of fun; I ate worms.

Ryan: [Overlapping] Other than - other than getting…. What? Wh-what?

Shane: I ate, fuckin’ - I ate worms.

Ryan: Like Simba?

Shane: I ate worms, I ate bugs, I ate, uh, junebugs. I ate, um, cicadas. You ever eat ants?

Ryan: [Staring at Shane in silence]